Listen up fucks

Major Announcement: Ive come to relive my livejournal in all of its glorious majesty. its been about 6 months since my last post, so ill fill you in. I got fired from papa murphys, started working next door for the nitty gritty, cooking food. what kind of food you ask? all kinds. but mostly a zesty yellowfin tuna with a creamy caperdill sauce on a toasted kaiser. then i got kicked out. again. and by kicked out i mean of my house, not the nitty gritty. so instead of coming home to my loving yet marginally insane parents i chose to live in my car for the summer. not so shitty, since i think i met the girl of my dreams. but that makes us all wonder... what kind of dream girl dates a dude who lives in a beat up mazda with a broken door? well fuck you if you wondered that cos shes dreamy indeed. so anyways, she accompanied me in my shitty mazda all the way to maryland for a week, then she went back to wisconsin. now i am one lonely motherfucker who writes online journal entries. actually nevermind, im not writing this because im bored or lonely. i am actually taking the time out of my grueling schedule to bring you literary entertainment on a daily or maybe semi-daily basis, so appreciate it or fear another stagnant 6 months completely void of any sort of reference to my incredibly fascinating life. yea. i went there.